Holy Crap

It's been awhile since anyone has posted here, including me.

LOL. Improper indeed.

One Cosmos: A Cosmos Beyond Our Wildest Dreams and Wackiest Puns

One Cosmos: A Cosmos Beyond Our Wildest Dreams and Wackiest Puns

Just Bitchin'

You know, last night I thought my head was going to explode. I was in my bedroom, tv on Fox, getting ready for bed and that damned video of those teenage girls beating up another girl comes on.

I swear.

For the media doing all of it's complaining and hand-wringing of how all this is now being caught on tape (camera, cell phone cameras, etc.) and playing it all over YouTube, and all that shit that goes right along with it, they sure have been playing the hell out of it themselves.

Are they, the MSM, afraid of not being the exlusive anymore?

I'm sorry. I can't watch that shit. When they play it on the television I have to turn the channel.

Sickening. And sad!

I hope those two girls who were caught on tape beating that other child gets the book thrown at them! Effin juvenile punks.

Texas Charm School Lesson 1

The English language suffered a terrible loss a while back. It seems that as a culture we no longer saw fit to use a second person singular pronoun. “Thee” was dropped so “you” started doing double duty as both plural and singular. This left us without the ability to distinguish between the two.

Well in the Southern United States, we rectified that situation. We use the term “you all.” We also contracted that term to, “y’all.”

The apostrophe in that contraction disappears sometimes leaving us with, “yall.” This comes in handy when we use compound contractions such as, “yall’re.” You might hear, “Yall’re in a big hurry!” That would look ridiculous with more apostrophes.

I can’t answer for the whole South but I have a pretty good grip on the Texas vernacular. Let me make this perfectly clear. Y’all is only a plural pronoun. Nobody with a modicum of intelligence uses “Y’all” as a singular pronoun. That use of the word is strictly for Sandy Squirrel, idiots and people who try to sound southern. Misuse will quickly identify you as one of those three.

Radio Show...Monday Morning Great Guest!!!!!

Dave is going to miss the show tomorrow morning for work. But i have a great guest planned. She is a gold-star mom whose son died in Iraq. She has a lot to say and I'm proud to have her on.

The Kinder, Gentler Army...

Well, the US Army has done it again. They've gone and f**ked up something royally in an attempt to make the Army better. Exactly whose idea of better the newest outrage is, I have no idea.

Basically, the Army thought it's Drill Sergeants were too tough on the poor little recruits. So now, there's less yelling. Apparently the new soldiers will find the Army more appealing because their Drill Sergeants won't yell at them. Instead, they'll hold the recruits' hand and sing folk songs and have discussions.

What is going on in the military? The whole point of Drill Sergeants or Drill Instructors is to scare the crap out of you. That way, you can learn to make decisions under pressure. The new kids that go through this gentle boot camp crap are going to get to Iraq, get into a firefight, have someone yell at them, crap thier pants, and get someone killed.

The Army needs to drop all of this PC crap and train its recruits to be soldiers...not pussies in a uniform!!!!!!!

Oh, this just in... Next week, in light of the new boot camp regulations, the Army has announced a uniform change. The uniform will now be rainbow colored. See prototype below:


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Terrorism Is Poetry To The Ears Of Liberals

It's been a little while since I have made a post with actual substance. But today, I saw something that demanded my attention. Visit Corps Blogger for more coverage.

I have maintained the view that colleges are way too liberal for some time now. And today, I have further evidence that my belief is true. My college had an article in the school newspaper today that made me sick to my stomach. Click here for the article.

Basically, one of the faculty (a law professor) is going to be part of a nationally televised discussion on the Gitmo detention facility. The discussion, which is hosted at Seton Hall, will be broadcast to around 200 different schools nationwide.

However, this isn't simply a discussion about the detention center. It will feature poetry written by the inmates at the detention facility....the terrorists and terrorist collaborators. This begs the question, "What on earth does their poetry have to offer the world?"

Will it say something like:

Allah is great,
Allah is good,
now let's go behead someone while we're wearing a hood!"

or

We're the religion of peace.
Not the mongers of war.
Now let's go kill some women and children...
Because we don't like...
what America stands for!!

Honestly, these people should NOT be given any type of outlet for what they have to say unless it is in a court of law. Call me paranoid, but what if their poems contain some sort of hidden message to their terrorist comrades?
Oh, but wait, I forgot who we're dealing with here....liberals. It might piss off the ACLU if we don't treat the prisoners ramblings as art and expose the youth of our country to it in publicly funded universities!!!!

This is ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!!!